Pseudo Cunt
Pseudo Cunt
PSEUDO CUNT IS A ROCK BAND FOR ROCK CHICKS.
PSYCHOGROOVEY MACHINATIONS FOR THE UNDEAD BEAT GENERATION.
THESE HEP CATS DANCE ON THE UNSPOOLING TAPE OF ETERNITY AS THEY RIDE INTO THE ETHER.
A MUTATING FLESHY MASS SUCKING IN NOISE, THEATRE AND NUMBER ONE ROCK'N'ROLLIN'COCK'N'BALLIN' SMASH HIT RECORDS.
"Pseudo Cunt are irrelevant rats." - Arca
"Never has a band been so Commercially Viable but also eccentric and tastefully obscure." - Courtney Love
"I love rock'n'roll so put another dime in the jukebox babey." - Britney Spears
THE URGE TO KNOW SPIRIT IN THE ABSCENCE OF FAITH LEADS TO
HERETICAL GIRLS WHO WANDER BETWEEN THE DIVINE AND THE OBSCENE.
PIROUETTE DOWN TO THE INBETWEEN SPACES
PLACES DRIFTERS LURK
SPIN YOURSELF INTO A THOUSAND FACES
FIND ROMANCE IN THE MURK.
HAIL TO THE ANUS OF THE SUN!
HAIL TO THE CUTTING MOON!
HAIL TO ERIS DISCORDIA!
HAIL TO THE DICKGIRL!
MY PSEUDO CUNT IS A FERTILE INFERTILITY
THAT BIRTHS POSSIBILITY.
MY PSEUDO CUNT IS RIPPED INTO THE FLESHY MESH MESS.
MY PSEUDO CUNT IS A WOUND WOMB,
MY PSEUDO CUNT IS A BIRTHING DEATH;
AND WE ARE BECOME POSTCAPITAL!
MY PSEUDO CUNT IS MY EROTIC NONSENSE.